What is Most Important

At least this guy has his priorities straight

Tesla Coil Music

Music with the power to zap everything around it

The craziest racing game ever

Loops, jumps, and high-flying racing makes this game pretty damn cool.

Jerry Sandusky + Call Me Maybe

This is a video remix that is essentially saying, yo! Fox, ABC, and all the other networks, why don’t you stop exploiting victims’ suffering by plastering their horror all over the TVs and interwebs for everyone to juicily lap up all the gory details and your ratings go sky high.

Creepy Kids - Children in Horror

Creepy kids in horror movies is the kind of thing that stays with your for your entire life, the image of their chilling faces haunting you throughout your time on this mortal coil. Well, in case you'd just managed to get over them, here they all are again in a nice supercut of creepiness.

Lonnie and the Red Dragon

A wizard declares vengeance on a dragon.

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Ultimate Battlefield 3 Simulator

It's time to stain your panties, with all manner of bodily fluids, as the ultimate FPS simulator brings it on. Wireless weapons, omni-directional treadmill, motion tracking, surround sound, five HD projectors, and a nerdgasm. You know you want it.

Big Ass Chains

You know you've made it as a rapper when you can afford to drop $20k on an ironic chain

A Walking egg?? WTF